Ugh, Locked Out Again!

Just fantastic, happened again. I can't believe I did this dumb thing once more. My keys are utterly gone and now I'm stuck on the porch with none idea how to get in. Seriously, is there any way to make my life any harder? I swear, I'm going crazy. It's like a terrible joke that just keeps on going. Maybe I should just make a nest until someone fi

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